the hypnotoad
 
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Name: toad
roses are red
tacos are enjoyable
don't blame mexicans
cuz your unemployable

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

When the beat drops I'm like:
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